Science Jokes

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Q: What is the moon's favorite gum?
A: Orbit.

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Q: What do you call it when you shoot a gun in space?
A: A Big Bang!

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Q: What did the rude prism say to the light beam that smacked into him?
A: Get bent!

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Anything that doesn't matter, has no mass.

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No one has really good science jokes anymore because all the good ones argon.

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Q: What did the brother cell say to the sister cell after he bumped his toe?
A: Ow, mitosis!

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Q: Why do scientists like nitrates so much?
A: Because they're cheaper than day rates!

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Q: What did earth say to the other planets?
A: You guys have no life.

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Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize!

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Q: Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?
A: To get to the other slide

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