Sports Jokes

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Did you hear Tom Brady is getting divorced?

His wife accused him of "cheating"!

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Q: Why do guys play baseball?
A: To get to first base.

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Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one.

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Q: What do sprinters eat before a race?
A: Nothing, they fast.

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Q: What did the boxer say the answer to 6+6 was?
A: A One-Two combination!

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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan? You take away their little brooms!

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Q: Why was the football stadium so hot after the game?
A: Because all the fans left.

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Q: Why do tennis players never get married?
A: Because love means nothing to them.

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Q: Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
A: She ran away from the ball.

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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one.

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