Top 10 Corny Jokes

Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A: A waist of time.

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Q: What do you call a singing Laptop?
A: A Dell

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Q: How do you organize an outer space party?
A: You planet.

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An old lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance.
So I pushed her over.

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Q: Why do French people eat snails?
A: Because they don't like fast food.

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Q: Why are televisions attracted to people?
A: Because people turn them on.

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Q: How many lips does a flower have?
A: Tulips

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Q: Why did Santa go to college for music?
A: So he could improve his wrapping skills!

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Q: Why are penguins socially awkward?
A: Because they can't break the ice.

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A man walks into a bar and there is a bunch of meat hanging from the ceiling. The man asks the bartender what's the deal with the meat and the bartender explains that if you jump and slap a piece of meat, you get to drink free for the night, but if you miss, you must buy drinks for everyone in the bar. The man responds, "Nah, the steaks are too high."

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