Top 10 Corny Jokes
Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A: A waist of time.
Q: What do you call a singing Laptop?
A: A Dell
Q: Why are penguins socially awkward?
A: Because they can't break the ice.
An old lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
We don't have any vegetable jokes, if you get one lettuce know.
Q: Have you seen the movie Constipation?
A: No it has not come out yet.