Top 10 Corny Jokes

Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A: A waist of time.

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Q: What do you call a singing Laptop?
A: A Dell

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Q: Where does the one legged waitress work?
A: The Ihop.

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Q: How much does a Mustang cost?
A: More than you can a Ford!

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Q: What did the buffalo say to his son after he dropped him off at school?
A: Bison.

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Q: Why did Santa go to college for music?
A: So he could improve his wrapping skills!

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I tried to take a picture of some fog. I mist.

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Q: Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?
A: Because he was always lost at C.

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Q: Why do French people eat snails?
A: Because they don't like fast food.

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Q: How many lips does a flower have?
A: Tulips

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