Top 10 Corny Jokes

Q: Where does the one legged waitress work?
A: The Ihop.

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Q: Why are penguins socially awkward?
A: Because they can't break the ice.

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Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A: A waist of time.

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Q: What do you call a person that does not fart in public?
A: A private tutor!

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Q: Why did Santa go to college for music?
A: So he could improve his wrapping skills!

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Q: What did earth say to the other planets?
A: You guys have no life.

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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one.

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Q: How much does a Mustang cost?
A: More than you can a Ford!

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Q: What do you call a singing Laptop?
A: A Dell

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Q: Why do French people eat snails?
A: Because they don't like fast food.

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