Top 10 Corny Jokes

As a wizard, I like turning things into glass.

I just wanted to make that clear.

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Q: How do you organize an outer space party?
A: You planet.

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Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A: A waist of time.

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Q: What do you call a singing Laptop?
A: A Dell

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Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A: Where's pop corn?

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What kind of shoes does a thief wear?
Sneakers

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I tried to take a picture of some fog. I mist.

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Q: Why are televisions attracted to people?
A: Because people turn them on.

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Q: Why did Santa go to college for music?
A: So he could improve his wrapping skills!

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Q: What do ducks smoke?
A: Qwack.

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