Top 10 Corny Jokes

An old lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance.
So I pushed her over.

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Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A: A waist of time.

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Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

A: Because the pee is silent.

Also acceptable: Because they've been extinct for 65 million years.

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Q: Why do French people eat snails?
A: Because they don't like fast food.

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Q: Why are penguins socially awkward?
A: Because they can't break the ice.

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Q: Why did Santa go to college for music?
A: So he could improve his wrapping skills!

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Q: How many lips does a flower have?
A: Tulips

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Q: What do you call a singing Laptop?
A: A Dell

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Q: Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?
A: Because he was always lost at C.

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Q: Have you seen the movie Constipation?
A: No it has not come out yet.

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