Top 10 Corny Jokes

Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A: A waist of time.

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Q: Why are televisions attracted to people?
A: Because people turn them on.

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Q: How do you organize an outer space party?
A: You planet.

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Q: What do you call a singing Laptop?
A: A Dell

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An old lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance.
So I pushed her over.

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Q: Why did Santa go to college for music?
A: So he could improve his wrapping skills!

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Q: Why do French people eat snails?
A: Because they don't like fast food.

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As a wizard, I like turning things into glass.

I just wanted to make that clear.

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Q: How many lips does a flower have?
A: Tulips

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Q: Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?
A: Because he was always lost at C.

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