Top 10 Corny Jokes

Q: How much does a Mustang cost?
A: More than you can a Ford!

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Q: Why do French people eat snails?
A: Because they don't like fast food.

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Q: Why was the teddy bear never hungry?
A: Because he was always stuffed!

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Q: How many lips does a flower have?
A: Tulips

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Q: Where do animals go when they lose their tales?
A: To the retail store.

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Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

A: Because the pee is silent.

Also acceptable: Because they've been extinct for 65 million years.

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Q: Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?
A: Because he was always lost at C.

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Q: Have you seen the movie Constipation?
A: No it has not come out yet.

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Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?
A: Your pointless.

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Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one.

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