Top 10 Corny Jokes

Q: How many lips does a flower have?
A: Tulips

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Q: Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?
A: Because he was always lost at C.

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I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.

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Q: Have you seen the movie Constipation?
A: No it has not come out yet.

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Q: Why are penguins socially awkward?
A: Because they can't break the ice.

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Q: Why was the teddy bear never hungry?
A: Because he was always stuffed!

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Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one.

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We don't have any vegetable jokes, if you get one lettuce know.

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Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

A: Because the pee is silent.

Also acceptable: Because they've been extinct for 65 million years.

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Q: How much does a Mustang cost?
A: More than you can a Ford!

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