Top 10 Corny Jokes

Q: Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?
A: Because he was always lost at C.

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Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny.

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I tried to take a picture of some fog. I mist.

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We don't have any vegetable jokes, if you get one lettuce know.

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Q: What did the buffalo say to his son after he dropped him off at school?
A: Bison.

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I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.

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What do you call a shoe made from a banana? A slipper!

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Q: How many lips does a flower have?
A: Tulips

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Q: How did the pirate stop smoking?
A: He used the patch.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth Hurty!

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