Top 10 Corny Jokes
I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.
Q: Have you seen the movie Constipation?
A: No it has not come out yet.
Q: Why are penguins socially awkward?
A: Because they can't break the ice.
We don't have any vegetable jokes, if you get one lettuce know.
Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
A: Because the pee is silent.
Also acceptable: Because they've been extinct for 65 million years.
Q: How much does a Mustang cost?
A: More than you can a Ford!