Top 10 Corny Jokes

Q: How do you tell if a vampire is sick?
A: He is always coffin.

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Q: How many lips does a flower have?
A: Tulips

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Q: How much does a Mustang cost?
A: More than you can a Ford!

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Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one.

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Q: Why are televisions attracted to people?
A: Because people turn them on.

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Q: What did earth say to the other planets?
A: You guys have no life.

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I tried to take a picture of some fog. I mist.

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Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?
A: Your pointless.

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Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all of its contacts.

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As a wizard, I like turning things into glass.

I just wanted to make that clear.

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