Top 10 Corny Jokes

Q: How do you organize an outer space party?
A: You planet.

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Q: Why are televisions attracted to people?
A: Because people turn them on.

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Q: Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?
A: Because he was always lost at C.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth Hurty!

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Q. What does a Mexican cow call his friends?
A. MOO-chacho

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What kind of shoes does a thief wear?
Sneakers

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Q: Why was the teddy bear never hungry?
A: Because he was always stuffed!

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Q: How many lips does a flower have?
A: Tulips

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Q: Why are penguins socially awkward?
A: Because they can't break the ice.

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Q: Have you seen the movie Constipation?
A: No it has not come out yet.

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