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Top 10 Corny Jokes
Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A: Where's pop corn?
Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
A: Because the pee is silent.
Also acceptable: Because they've been extinct for 65 million years.
Q: How much does a Mustang cost?
A: More than you can a Ford!
Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny.
A man walks into a bar and there is a bunch of meat hanging from the ceiling. The man asks the bartender what's the deal with the meat and the bartender explains that if you jump and slap a piece of meat, you get to drink free for the night, but if you miss, you must buy drinks for everyone in the bar. The man responds, "Nah, the steaks are too high."