Top 10 Corny Jokes
Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny.
Proton: I think I lost an electron.
Neutron: Are you sure?
Proton: Yep, I’m positive!
We don't have any vegetable jokes, if you get one lettuce know.
Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A: Where's pop corn?
Q: How much does a Mustang cost?
A: More than you can a Ford!
Q: How is an ear of corn like an army?
A: It has lots of kernels.