Top 10 Corny Jokes

Q: Why was the teddy bear never hungry?
A: Because he was always stuffed!

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Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny.

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Proton: I think I lost an electron.
Neutron: Are you sure?
Proton: Yep, I’m positive!

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We don't have any vegetable jokes, if you get one lettuce know.

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Q: Why are televisions attracted to people?
A: Because people turn them on.

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Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A: Where's pop corn?

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Q: How much does a Mustang cost?
A: More than you can a Ford!

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I tried to take a picture of some fog. I mist.

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Q: How is an ear of corn like an army?
A: It has lots of kernels.

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Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?
A: Your pointless.

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