Top 10 Corny Jokes

Q: What do ducks smoke?
A: Qwack.

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Q: How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?
A: When it’s full.

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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!

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Q. What does a Mexican cow call his friends?
A. MOO-chacho

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Q: Why are penguins socially awkward?
A: Because they can't break the ice.

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Q: Have you seen the movie Constipation?
A: No it has not come out yet.

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Q: Why are televisions attracted to people?
A: Because people turn them on.

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Q: Why was the teddy bear never hungry?
A: Because he was always stuffed!

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Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one.

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Q: Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road.
A: Because it got stuck in a crack.

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