Top 10 Corny Jokes
Q: Why are penguins socially awkward?
A: Because they can't break the ice.
Q: What did the fisherman say to the magician?
A: Pick a cod, any cod!
We don't have any vegetable jokes, if you get one lettuce know.
Q: Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road.
A: Because it got stuck in a crack.
An old lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
Q: Where does the one legged waitress work?
A: The Ihop.
I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.