Top 10 Corny Jokes
Q: Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road.
A: Because it got stuck in a crack.
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.
Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny.
Q: How is an ear of corn like an army?
A: It has lots of kernels.