Top 10 Corny Jokes
Q: Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road.
A: Because it got stuck in a crack.
What do you call a fake noodle?
Q: How do you organize an outer space party?
A: You planet.
As a wizard, I like turning things into glass.
I just wanted to make that clear.
Q: What do you call a person that does not fart in public?
A: A private tutor!
Q: What do ducks smoke?