I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.
Top 10 Corny Jokes
Q: How is an ear of corn like an army?
A: It has lots of kernels.
Q: Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road.
A: Because it got stuck in a crack.
As a wizard, I like turning things into glass.
I just wanted to make that clear.
I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.
Q: What do ducks smoke?
What kind of shoes does a thief wear?