Top 10 Corny Jokes

Q. What does a Mexican cow call his friends?
A. MOO-chacho

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth Hurty!

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An old lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance.
So I pushed her over.

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Q: What did earth say to the other planets?
A: You guys have no life.

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Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: you put a boogie in it!

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Q: What did one penny say to the other penny?
A: Let's get together and make some cents.

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Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick

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Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?
A: Your pointless.

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We don't have any vegetable jokes, if you get one lettuce know.

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Q: What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
A: Breathe dammit, BREATHE!

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