Top 10 Corny Jokes

Q: What did the fisherman say to the magician?
A: Pick a cod, any cod!

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What do you call a shoe made from a banana? A slipper!

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Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?
A: Your pointless.

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Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one.

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We don't have any vegetable jokes, if you get one lettuce know.

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Q: Where do animals go when they lose their tales?
A: To the retail store.

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Q: Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road.
A: Because it got stuck in a crack.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the butter?
A: I cant tell you, you might spread it.

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Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

A: Because the pee is silent.

Also acceptable: Because they've been extinct for 65 million years.

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An old lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance.
So I pushed her over.

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