Top 10 Corny Jokes

Q: How many lips does a flower have?
A: Tulips

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Q: How did the pirate stop smoking?
A: He used the patch.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth Hurty!

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Q: Why was the teddy bear never hungry?
A: Because he was always stuffed!

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Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

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Q: What did the buffalo say to his son after he dropped him off at school?
A: Bison.

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Q: What do ducks smoke?
A: Qwack.

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Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one.

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Q: Have you seen the movie Constipation?
A: No it has not come out yet.

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Q: Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road.
A: Because it got stuck in a crack.

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