Top 10 Corny Jokes
Q: How did the pirate stop smoking?
A: He used the patch.
Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.
Q: What did the buffalo say to his son after he dropped him off at school?
Q: What do ducks smoke?
Q: Have you seen the movie Constipation?
A: No it has not come out yet.
Q: Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road.
A: Because it got stuck in a crack.