Top 10 Corny Jokes

I tried to take a picture of some fog. I mist.

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Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?
A: Your pointless.

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Q: How do you tell if a vampire is sick?
A: He is always coffin.

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Q: Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road.
A: Because it got stuck in a crack.

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I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.

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Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny.

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Q: How is an ear of corn like an army?
A: It has lots of kernels.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the butter?
A: I cant tell you, you might spread it.

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Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all of its contacts.

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What do you call a shoe made from a banana? A slipper!

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