Top 10 Corny Jokes

I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.

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Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all of its contacts.

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Q: How is an ear of corn like an army?
A: It has lots of kernels.

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Q: Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road.
A: Because it got stuck in a crack.

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Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?
A: Your pointless.

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As a wizard, I like turning things into glass.

I just wanted to make that clear.

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I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.

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Q: What do ducks smoke?
A: Qwack.

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What kind of shoes does a thief wear?
Sneakers

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth Hurty!

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