Top 10 Corny Jokes

Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one.

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Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all of its contacts.

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Q: Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road.
A: Because it got stuck in a crack.

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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!

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Q: How do you tell if a vampire is sick?
A: He is always coffin.

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Q: How do you organize an outer space party?
A: You planet.

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As a wizard, I like turning things into glass.

I just wanted to make that clear.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth Hurty!

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Q: What do you call a person that does not fart in public?
A: A private tutor!

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Q: What do ducks smoke?
A: Qwack.

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