Top 10 Corny Jokes

Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A: Where's pop corn?

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Q: What do ducks smoke?
A: Qwack.

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Q: How do you organize an outer space party?
A: You planet.

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Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
A: He felt his presents.

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I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.

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Q: How do snails fight?
A: They slug it out.

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Q: Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road.
A: Because it got stuck in a crack.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the butter?
A: I cant tell you, you might spread it.

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Q: What kind of shoes does an artist wear?
A: Sketchers.

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Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
A: He pasta way.

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