Top 10 Corny Jokes

Q: Did you hear the joke about the butter?
A: I cant tell you, you might spread it.

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Q: Why are penguins socially awkward?
A: Because they can't break the ice.

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Q: What did the fisherman say to the magician?
A: Pick a cod, any cod!

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We don't have any vegetable jokes, if you get one lettuce know.

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Q: Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road.
A: Because it got stuck in a crack.

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Q: How do you tell if a vampire is sick?
A: He is always coffin.

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An old lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance.
So I pushed her over.

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Renewable energy?
I'm a big fan.

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Q: Where does the one legged waitress work?
A: The Ihop.

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I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.

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