Top 10 Corny Jokes

Q: Why are televisions attracted to people?
A: Because people turn them on.

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Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick

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Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?
A: Your pointless.

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An old lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance.
So I pushed her over.

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Q: What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
A: Breathe dammit, BREATHE!

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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!

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Q: What did the fisherman say to the magician?
A: Pick a cod, any cod!

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Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the butter?
A: I cant tell you, you might spread it.

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Q: What kind of shoes are made from bananas skins?
A: Slippers

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