Top 10 Corny Jokes

Q: What do you call a person that does not fart in public?
A: A private tutor!

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Q: What do ducks smoke?
A: Qwack.

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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!

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Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
A: He pasta way.

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Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth Hurty!

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Q: Why did the fish get bad grades?
A: Because it was below sea level.

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Q: What is a bear with no teeth called?
A: Gummy bear.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the butter?
A: I cant tell you, you might spread it.

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