Top 10 Corny Jokes

Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
A: He pasta way.

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Q: How do snails fight?
A: They slug it out.

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Q: What did earth say to the other planets?
A: You guys have no life.

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I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.

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I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.

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Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.

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What do you call a shoe made from a banana? A slipper!

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Q: What kind of shoes does an artist wear?
A: Sketchers.

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What kind of shoes does a thief wear?
Sneakers

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Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
A: He felt his presents.

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