Top 10 Corny Jokes
Q: How do snails fight?
A: They slug it out.
Q: What did earth say to the other planets?
A: You guys have no life.
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.
I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.
What kind of shoes does a thief wear?
Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
A: He felt his presents.