Top 10 Corny Jokes
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick
An old lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
Q: What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
A: Breathe dammit, BREATHE!
What do you call a fake noodle?
Q: What did the fisherman say to the magician?
A: Pick a cod, any cod!
Q: What kind of shoes are made from bananas skins?