I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.
Top 10 Corny Jokes
Q: What did earth say to the other planets?
A: You guys have no life.
Q: How do you know if it's raining cats and dogs?
A: you step in a poodle!
Q: How do snails fight?
A: They slug it out.
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.
Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
A: He felt his presents.