Top 10 Corny Jokes

Q: What is a pirate's favorite place to eat?
A: Arrrrrrby's

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Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.

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Proton: I think I lost an electron.
Neutron: Are you sure?
Proton: Yep, I’m positive!

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Q: What did the Lion King tell Simba when he was walking too slow?
A: Mufasa!

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What kind of shoes does a thief wear?
Sneakers

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What did the cellphone give his girlfriend?
A ring.

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Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
A: Because he had no body to go with.

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What do you call a shoe made from a banana? A slipper!

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Q: What is a bear with no teeth called?
A: Gummy bear.

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Why did the pig get hired at the restaurant? He was really good at bacon.

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