Top 10 Corny Jokes

I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.

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Q: How do you tell if a vampire is sick?
A: He is always coffin.

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Q: What did earth say to the other planets?
A: You guys have no life.

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Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.

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Q: How do you know if it's raining cats and dogs?
A: you step in a poodle!

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Q: How do snails fight?
A: They slug it out.

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Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all of its contacts.

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Renewable energy?
I'm a big fan.

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I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.

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Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
A: He felt his presents.

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