Top 10 Corny Jokes

I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.

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Q: Why did the little girl cry when she saw the chef working?
A: Because he was beating the eggs and whipping the cream.

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Q: What did the fisherman say to the magician?
A: Pick a cod, any cod!

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Q: How do you organize an outer space party?
A: You planet.

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Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the butter?
A: I cant tell you, you might spread it.

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Q: What do you call a person that does not fart in public?
A: A private tutor!

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Q: Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino?
A: Because he was on a roll.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

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Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
A: He felt his presents.

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