I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.
Top 10 Corny Jokes
Q: Why did the little girl cry when she saw the chef working?
A: Because he was beating the eggs and whipping the cream.
Q: What did the fisherman say to the magician?
A: Pick a cod, any cod!
Q: How do you organize an outer space party?
A: You planet.
Q: What do you call a person that does not fart in public?
A: A private tutor!
Q: Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino?
A: Because he was on a roll.
Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.
Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
A: He felt his presents.