Top 10 Corny Jokes

Q: What is a pirate's favorite place to eat?
A: Arrrrrrby's

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Q: What is a bear with no teeth called?
A: Gummy bear.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the butter?
A: I cant tell you, you might spread it.

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Q: Why did the fish get bad grades?
A: Because it was below sea level.

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Q: What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.
A: The guardians of the Galaxy!

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Q. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
A. Because if it flew over the bay it would be called a bagel!

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I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.

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How do billboards talk? Sign language.

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Q: Why shouldn't you play poker in the savanna?
A: Because there are too many cheetahs there.

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Q: What did the Lion King tell Simba when he was walking too slow?
A: Mufasa!

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