Top 10 Corny Jokes

Q: How do snails fight?
A: They slug it out.

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Renewable energy?
I'm a big fan.

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Q: How does a Rancher keep track of his cattle?
A: With a "COW"culater.

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You know my father threw a camera at me once, I still have flashbacks.

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Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny.

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What kind of shoes does a thief wear?
Sneakers

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Q: Where do animals go when they lose their tales?
A: To the retail store.

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Q: What is a bear with no teeth called?
A: Gummy bear.

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Q: What kind of shoes are made from bananas skins?
A: Slippers

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Q: How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?
A: When it’s full.

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