Top 10 Corny Jokes

Q: Why did the little girl cry when she saw the chef working?
A: Because he was beating the eggs and whipping the cream.

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Why did the poor man sell yeast? To raise some dough.

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Q: What did the Lion King tell Simba when he was walking too slow?
A: Mufasa!

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What kind of shoes does a thief wear?
Sneakers

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I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.

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Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
A: He felt his presents.

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Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
A: He pasta way.

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Q: Why did the fish get bad grades?
A: Because it was below sea level.

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Q: How do you organize an outer space party?
A: You planet.

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Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: you put a boogie in it!

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