Top 10 Corny Jokes

Q: Where do animals go when they lose their tales?
A: To the retail store.

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Q: What did the rapper say about the horrible weather?
A: It is just a Lil Wayne.

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Q: What do ducks smoke?
A: Qwack.

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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth Hurty!

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Q: Why did the fish get bad grades?
A: Because it was below sea level.

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"It’s so cold!"
Go stand in the corner it’s 90 degrees.

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Q: How does a Rancher keep track of his cattle?
A: With a "COW"culater.

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Q: What kind of shoes does an artist wear?
A: Sketchers.

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Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck.

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