Top 10 Corny Jokes

Q: What kind of shoes does an artist wear?
A: Sketchers.

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Q: What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
A: Breathe dammit, BREATHE!

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What do you call a shoe made from a banana? A slipper!

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Q: How do you know if it's raining cats and dogs?
A: you step in a poodle!

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Q: Where does the one legged waitress work?
A: The Ihop.

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Q: What did earth say to the other planets?
A: You guys have no life.

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I like wearing my boots when dying Easter eggs, just so I can say, I dyed with my boots on.

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Q: What do you call a person that does not fart in public?
A: A private tutor!

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Q: What did the rapper say about the horrible weather?
A: It is just a Lil Wayne.

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Q. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
A. Because if it flew over the bay it would be called a bagel!

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