Top 10 Corny Jokes

Q: Why did the fish get bad grades?
A: Because it was below sea level.

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Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
A: He felt his presents.

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Q: Where does the one legged waitress work?
A: The Ihop.

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Q: What did the Lion King tell Simba when he was walking too slow?
A: Mufasa!

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Q. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
A. Because if it flew over the bay it would be called a bagel!

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Q: What is a pirate's favorite place to eat?
A: Arrrrrrby's

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Q. What does a Mexican cow call his friends?
A. MOO-chacho

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Q: What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.
A: The guardians of the Galaxy!

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How do billboards talk? Sign language.

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Q. Why Can't you take a shower with Pokemon?
A. It might Pikachu.

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