Top 10 Corny Jokes

Q: Why were the strawberries upset?
A: They were in a jam.

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Q: What is a pirate's favorite place to eat?
A: Arrrrrrby's

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Q: What do you call a person that does not fart in public?
A: A private tutor!

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Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny.

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Q: What did the Lion King tell Simba when he was walking too slow?
A: Mufasa!

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Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A: Pork Chop

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Q: How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?
A: When it’s full.

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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one.

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Q: How does a Rancher keep track of his cattle?
A: With a "COW"culater.

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Q: What is a bear with no teeth called?
A: Gummy bear.

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