Top 10 Corny Jokes
Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
A: He felt his presents.
Q: Where does the one legged waitress work?
A: The Ihop.
Q: What did the Lion King tell Simba when he was walking too slow?
Q. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
A. Because if it flew over the bay it would be called a bagel!
Q: What is a pirate's favorite place to eat?
Q. What does a Mexican cow call his friends?
Q: What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.
A: The guardians of the Galaxy!
Q. Why Can't you take a shower with Pokemon?
A. It might Pikachu.