Top 10 Corny Jokes
Q: What kind of socks do pirates favor?
Did you hear about the florist who had two kids?
One's a budding genius and the other is a blooming idiot.
What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?
Mick Jagger: "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!"
A Scotsman: "Hey! McCloud! Get off of me ewe!"
Did you hear about the nun who quit? . . . she kicked her "Habit"!
Dentists make money off of people with bad teeth. Why should I trust the toothpaste they recommend?
Q: What did the ear of corn say to Mr. frank?
A: We can be corny, dawg!
Mr.Banana said to Mr.Apple "Hello, Mr.Apple".
The apple replied - "Holy...a talking banana".