Top 10 Corny Jokes

Dentists make money off of people with bad teeth. Why should I trust the toothpaste they recommend?

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Mr.Banana said to Mr.Apple "Hello, Mr.Apple".
The apple replied - "Holy...a talking banana".

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Q: What did the ear of corn say to Mr. frank?
A: We can be corny, dawg!

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Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers!

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Q: How did the mentalist control his incontinence?
A: Mind over bladder

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Did you about the kidnapping at the preschool?
He woke up.

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So I'm in the debate team. I don't want to be in the debate team, but damn they're good.

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Q: How do you think the unthinkable?
A: With an Itheberg.

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A seal walked into a club.

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Q: What’s round and bad-tempered?
A: A vicious circle

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