Top 10 Corny Jokes

Did you hear about the florist who had two kids?
One's a budding genius and the other is a blooming idiot.

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Did you hear about the nun who quit? . . . she kicked her "Habit"!

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mick Jagger: "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!"
A Scotsman: "Hey! McCloud! Get off of me ewe!"

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Dentists make money off of people with bad teeth. Why should I trust the toothpaste they recommend?

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Mr.Banana said to Mr.Apple "Hello, Mr.Apple".
The apple replied - "Holy...a talking banana".

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Q: What did the ear of corn say to Mr. frank?
A: We can be corny, dawg!

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Well that didn't escalate at all.

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Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers!

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Q: How did the mentalist control his incontinence?
A: Mind over bladder

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Q: Why are E.T.’s eyes so big?
A: Because he saw his phone bill.

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