Dentists make money off of people with bad teeth. Why should I trust the toothpaste they recommend?
Top 10 Corny Jokes
Mr.Banana said to Mr.Apple "Hello, Mr.Apple".
The apple replied - "Holy...a talking banana".
Q: What did the ear of corn say to Mr. frank?
A: We can be corny, dawg!
Q: How did the mentalist control his incontinence?
A: Mind over bladder
Did you about the kidnapping at the preschool?
He woke up.
So I'm in the debate team. I don't want to be in the debate team, but damn they're good.
A seal walked into a club.
Q: What’s round and bad-tempered?
A: A vicious circle