Top 10 Corny Jokes

Two cows are standing in a field. on cow says "Mooooo". The other cow says pretty much the same thing.

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I was wondering why my computer was getting so hot.

Turns out it needed to vent.

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Q: Why do guys play baseball?
A: To get to first base.

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Q: What do you call a prankster on Halloween?
A: Prankenstein

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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan? You take away their little brooms!

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Q: What did the boxer say the answer to 6+6 was?
A: A One-Two combination!

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Q: What did the ghost say to the bee?
A: BOO BEE!

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Q: What's a comedian on a boat sing?
A: Joooke on the water!

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Q: Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?
A: To get to the other slide

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Q: What do you get when you decorate for Christmas?
A: Tinselitus!

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