Dentists make money off of people with bad teeth. Why should I trust the toothpaste they recommend?
Top 10 Corny Jokes
Did you about the kidnapping at the preschool?
He woke up.
So I'm in the debate team. I don't want to be in the debate team, but damn they're good.
A seal walked into a club.
A man walks into a bar.
He is an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.
Q: What’s round and bad-tempered?
A: A vicious circle
Q: What's worse then finding a worm in your apple?
A: Being shot in the head
So, I thought about going as a ghost for Halloween, but I figured meh, I'll kill myself next year.