Top 10 Corny Jokes

Dentists make money off of people with bad teeth. Why should I trust the toothpaste they recommend?

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Did you about the kidnapping at the preschool?
He woke up.

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So I'm in the debate team. I don't want to be in the debate team, but damn they're good.

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A seal walked into a club.

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A man walks into a bar.

He is an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Q: What’s round and bad-tempered?
A: A vicious circle

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Q: What's worse then finding a worm in your apple?
A: Being shot in the head

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Q: How do you think the unthinkable?
A: With an Itheberg.

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So, I thought about going as a ghost for Halloween, but I figured meh, I'll kill myself next year.

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Wikileaks or kids: There's no Santa.

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