Top 10 Corny Jokes

Q: Why did the little girl cry when she saw the chef working?
A: Because he was beating the eggs and whipping the cream.

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Q: What is a pirate's favorite place to eat?
A: Arrrrrrby's

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Proton: I think I lost an electron.
Neutron: Are you sure?
Proton: Yep, I’m positive!

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Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
A: He felt his presents.

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Q: What did the buffalo say to his son after he dropped him off at school?
A: Bison.

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Q: What did one penny say to the other penny?
A: Let's get together and make some cents.

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Renewable energy?
I'm a big fan.

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Q: What is the moon's favorite gum?
A: Orbit.

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How do billboards talk? Sign language.

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Q: What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.
A: The guardians of the Galaxy!

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