Top 10 Corny Jokes

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all of its contacts.

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Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A: Where's pop corn?

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I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.

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Q: What is a pirate's favorite place to eat?
A: Arrrrrrby's

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Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.

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Two antennas got married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was excellent.

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Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
A: He pasta way.

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Q: Why did the fish get bad grades?
A: Because it was below sea level.

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Q: Why does the vampire always get picked last?
A: Because he sucks.

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Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

A: Because the pee is silent.

Also acceptable: Because they've been extinct for 65 million years.

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