Top 10 Corny Jokes

Q: What is a bear with no teeth called?
A: Gummy bear.

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Q: How do you organize an outer space party?
A: You planet.

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Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: you put a boogie in it!

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Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all of its contacts.

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Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

A: Because the pee is silent.

Also acceptable: Because they've been extinct for 65 million years.

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Q: How does a Rancher keep track of his cattle?
A: With a "COW"culater.

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Q: What is a pirate's favorite place to eat?
A: Arrrrrrby's

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Q: Where do animals go when they lose their tales?
A: To the retail store.

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You know my father threw a camera at me once, I still have flashbacks.

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Q: What did the rapper say about the horrible weather?
A: It is just a Lil Wayne.

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