Top 10 Corny Jokes

Why did the pig get hired at the restaurant? He was really good at bacon.

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Q: What is the moon's favorite gum?
A: Orbit.

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Q: What does a peanut do when it is bored?
A: Nuttin!

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Q. Why Can't you take a shower with Pokemon?
A. It might Pikachu.

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No more corny jokes please, you're gonna make me puma pants.

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Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
A: Because he had no body to go with.

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Q: What did the pickle say to impress the ladies?
A: I'm kinda a big Dill.

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Q: What did the rapper say about the horrible weather?
A: It is just a Lil Wayne.

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Q: What do you call a person that does not fart in public?
A: A private tutor!

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Q. What does a Mexican cow call his friends?
A. MOO-chacho

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