Top 10 Corny Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!

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Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
A: He pasta way.

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Q: Why did the fish get bad grades?
A: Because it was below sea level.

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Q: What did the rapper say about the horrible weather?
A: It is just a Lil Wayne.

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"It’s so cold!"
Go stand in the corner it’s 90 degrees.

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Q: What did the buffalo say to his son after he dropped him off at school?
A: Bison.

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Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck.

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Q: What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A: BA-NA-NA-NAAAA!

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Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in?
A: Odor in the court.

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Q: How is an ear of corn like an army?
A: It has lots of kernels.

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