Top 10 Corny Jokes

Q: What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A: BA-NA-NA-NAAAA!

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Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in?
A: Odor in the court.

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Q: How is an ear of corn like an army?
A: It has lots of kernels.

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Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job?
A: It was soda pressing!

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Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick

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Q. What does a Mexican cow call his friends?
A. MOO-chacho

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Why did the poor man sell yeast? To raise some dough.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye ?
A: FSH

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I like wearing my boots when dying Easter eggs, just so I can say, I dyed with my boots on.

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Q: What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
A: Breathe dammit, BREATHE!

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