Top 10 Corny Jokes
Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A: Where's pop corn?
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.
Q: What is a pirate's favorite place to eat?
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Two antennas got married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was excellent.
Q: Why does the vampire always get picked last?
A: Because he sucks.
Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
A: Because the pee is silent.
Also acceptable: Because they've been extinct for 65 million years.