Top 10 Corny Jokes

Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
A: Because he had no body to go with.

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Q: Why shouldn't you play poker in the savanna?
A: Because there are too many cheetahs there.

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Q: What is the moon's favorite gum?
A: Orbit.

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No more corny jokes please, you're gonna make me puma pants.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the butter?
A: I cant tell you, you might spread it.

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Why did the pig get hired at the restaurant? He was really good at bacon.

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"It’s so cold!"
Go stand in the corner it’s 90 degrees.

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Q: What did the rapper say about the horrible weather?
A: It is just a Lil Wayne.

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Q: Why does the vampire always get picked last?
A: Because he sucks.

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Q: What does a peanut do when it is bored?
A: Nuttin!

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