Top 10 Corny Jokes
Q: What's worse then finding a worm in your apple?
A: Being shot in the head
A seal walked into a club.
So, I thought about going as a ghost for Halloween, but I figured meh, I'll kill myself next year.
A man walks into a bar.
He is an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.
Q: What should have the bartender said when the rabbit ask him for a carrot?
A: Are you over eighteen?
A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over. The cop asked the farmer, "Didn't you know it is against the law to ride with a pig in the front of you truck?" The farmer replied, "No, I didn't knowed that." The cop ask the farmer where he was going and he said, "To Memphis". The cop said, "I will let you off the hook this time if you promise to take the pig to the zoo when you get to Memphis."