Top 10 Corny Jokes

Did you about the kidnapping at the preschool?
He woke up.

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Well that didn't escalate at all.

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Q: Why did the pirate go to law school?
A: To pass the baarrr.

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Q: Why are E.T.’s eyes so big?
A: Because he saw his phone bill.

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Q: How did the mentalist control his incontinence?
A: Mind over bladder

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A seal walked into a club.

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Q: Why don't people like goats?
A: Because they think they are the greatest of all time.

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So I'm in the debate team. I don't want to be in the debate team, but damn they're good.

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Q: What's worse then finding a worm in your apple?
A: Being shot in the head

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Q: How do you think the unthinkable?
A: With an Itheberg.

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