Top 10 Corny Jokes

Q: Why shouldn't you play poker in the savanna?
A: Because there are too many cheetahs there.

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"It’s so cold!"
Go stand in the corner it’s 90 degrees.

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Why did the pig get hired at the restaurant? He was really good at bacon.

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Q: What is a bear with no teeth called?
A: Gummy bear.

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Q: Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino?
A: Because he was on a roll.

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Q: What does a peanut do when it is bored?
A: Nuttin!

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the butter?
A: I cant tell you, you might spread it.

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Q: What did the fisherman say to the magician?
A: Pick a cod, any cod!

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Q: What do you call a mound of cats:
A: A meowtain.
You have got to be kitten me right meow!

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Knock Knock
Whose there
Dishes
Dishes who
Dishes a bad joke

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