Top 10 Corny Jokes

Q: How did the pirate stop smoking?
A: He used the patch.

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Q: What did the rapper say about the horrible weather?
A: It is just a Lil Wayne.

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"It’s so cold!"
Go stand in the corner it’s 90 degrees.

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Q: What did the Lion King tell Simba when he was walking too slow?
A: Mufasa!

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Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye ?
A: FSH

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Why did the poor man sell yeast? To raise some dough.

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Q: What kind of shoes does an artist wear?
A: Sketchers.

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Q: How do you tell if a vampire is sick?
A: He is always coffin.

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Q: How do you know if it's raining cats and dogs?
A: you step in a poodle!

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