Top 10 Corny Jokes

Q: Where does the one legged waitress work?
A: The Ihop.

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Q. Why Can't you take a shower with Pokemon?
A. It might Pikachu.

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Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: you put a boogie in it!

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Q: Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino?
A: Because he was on a roll.

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Q: What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed men on a bicycle?
A: Attire!

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Knock Knock
Whose there
Dishes
Dishes who
Dishes a bad joke

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Q: How does a train eat?
A: It goes chew chew.

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Q: What did the lawyer name his daughter?
A: Sue

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Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck.

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Q: Why did the stoplight turn red?
A: Because it was embarrassed to be changing in the middle of the street!

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