Top 10 Corny Jokes

"It’s so cold!"
Go stand in the corner it’s 90 degrees.

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Q: What kind of shoes does an artist wear?
A: Sketchers.

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Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A: Where's pop corn?

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Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye ?
A: FSH

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Q: How do you know if it's raining cats and dogs?
A: you step in a poodle!

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A man walks into a bar and there is a bunch of meat hanging from the ceiling. The man asks the bartender what's the deal with the meat and the bartender explains that if you jump and slap a piece of meat, you get to drink free for the night, but if you miss, you must buy drinks for everyone in the bar. The man responds, "Nah, the steaks are too high."

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Q: Why does the vampire always get picked last?
A: Because he sucks.

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Q: What do you call a police officer in bed?
A: An undercover cop!

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I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

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