A man walks into a bar and there is a bunch of meat hanging from the ceiling. The man asks the bartender what's the deal with the meat and the bartender explains that if you jump and slap a piece of meat, you get to drink free for the night, but if you miss, you must buy drinks for everyone in the bar. The man responds, "Nah, the steaks are too high."
Top 10 Corny Jokes
Q: How do you know if it's raining cats and dogs?
A: you step in a poodle!
Q: What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.
A: The guardians of the Galaxy!
Q: Why does the vampire always get picked last?
A: Because he sucks.
Two antennas got married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was excellent.
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q: What did earth say to the other planets?
A: You guys have no life.