Top 10 Corny Jokes

Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job?
A: It was soda pressing!

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Q: What kind of shoes does an artist wear?
A: Sketchers.

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Why did the poor man sell yeast? To raise some dough.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye ?
A: FSH

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Q: What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
A: Breathe dammit, BREATHE!

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A man walks into a bar and there is a bunch of meat hanging from the ceiling. The man asks the bartender what's the deal with the meat and the bartender explains that if you jump and slap a piece of meat, you get to drink free for the night, but if you miss, you must buy drinks for everyone in the bar. The man responds, "Nah, the steaks are too high."

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What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know but their flag is a big plus.

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Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Anyone can roast beef but no one can pea soup.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

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I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

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