Top 10 Corny Jokes

Q: What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed men on a bicycle?
A: Attire!

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How do billboards talk? Sign language.

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Q. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
A. Because if it flew over the bay it would be called a bagel!

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No more corny jokes please, you're gonna make me puma pants.

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Q: Why shouldn't you play poker in the savanna?
A: Because there are too many cheetahs there.

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"It’s so cold!"
Go stand in the corner it’s 90 degrees.

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Q. Why Can't you take a shower with Pokemon?
A. It might Pikachu.

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Q:What did the axe murderer say to the judge?
A: It was an axeident!

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Why did the pig get hired at the restaurant? He was really good at bacon.

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Q: How does a Rancher keep track of his cattle?
A: With a "COW"culater.

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