Top 10 Corny Jokes

Q: What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed men on a bicycle?
A: Attire!

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Q: What do you call a mound of cats:
A: A meowtain.
You have got to be kitten me right meow!

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Q:What did the axe murderer say to the judge?
A: It was an axeident!

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Q: Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino?
A: Because he was on a roll.

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Q: Why does the vampire always get picked last?
A: Because he sucks.

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Q: What did the lawyer name his daughter?
A: Sue

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Q: What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
A: Breathe dammit, BREATHE!

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Knock Knock
Whose there
Dishes
Dishes who
Dishes a bad joke

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What did the cellphone give his girlfriend?
A ring.

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What did the red light say to the green light? Don't look, I'm changing.

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