Top 10 Corny Jokes

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

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Q: Why were the strawberries upset?
A: They were in a jam.

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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one.

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I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

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Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A: Pork Chop

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Q: Why shouldn't you play poker in the savanna?
A: Because there are too many cheetahs there.

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Q: What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.
A: The guardians of the Galaxy!

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Q: What do you call a police officer in bed?
A: An undercover cop!

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Somebody threw a Pepsi at me today. It didn't hurt. Thank God it was a soft drink.

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Q: How is an ear of corn like an army?
A: It has lots of kernels.

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