Top 10 Corny Jokes

Q: What did the lawyer name his daughter?
A: Sue

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Q: What did the fisherman say to the magician?
A: Pick a cod, any cod!

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What did the cellphone give his girlfriend?
A ring.

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What did the red light say to the green light? Don't look, I'm changing.

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Why did the poor man sell yeast? To raise some dough.

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Q: Which room do the skeletons hate the most?
A: The living room.

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Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize!

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Q: How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A: A buccaneer!

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What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know but their flag is a big plus.

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Q: Why was the football stadium so hot after the game?
A: Because all the fans left.

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