Top 10 Corny Jokes

Q: What is the moon's favorite gum?
A: Orbit.

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Q. Why Can't you take a shower with Pokemon?
A. It might Pikachu.

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Q: What did one penny say to the other penny?
A: Let's get together and make some cents.

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Q: What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed men on a bicycle?
A: Attire!

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How do billboards talk? Sign language.

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Q:What did the axe murderer say to the judge?
A: It was an axeident!

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No more corny jokes please, you're gonna make me puma pants.

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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one.

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Q: What did the sweet potato wear to bed?
A: His pa-yam-as.

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Q: Why did the little girl cry when she saw the chef working?
A: Because he was beating the eggs and whipping the cream.

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