Top 10 Corny Jokes

Q. What does a Mexican cow call his friends?
A. MOO-chacho

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Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
A: Because he had no body to go with.

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Q: What did the fisherman say to the magician?
A: Pick a cod, any cod!

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Q: What do you call a mound of cats:
A: A meowtain.
You have got to be kitten me right meow!

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What did the red light say to the green light? Don't look, I'm changing.

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Q: What did the ice cream say to the birthday girl?
A: Go head girl it's sherbert day.

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Q: How does a train eat?
A: It goes chew chew.

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Why did the poor man sell yeast? To raise some dough.

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Q: Why can't you trust the king of the jungle?
A: Because he is always lion.

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Q: How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A: A buccaneer!

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