Top 10 Corny Jokes
Q: What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.
A: The guardians of the Galaxy!
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick
Somebody threw a Pepsi at me today. It didn't hurt. Thank God it was a soft drink.
Q: Why does the vampire always get picked last?
A: Because he sucks.
Q. Why Can't you take a shower with Pokemon?
A. It might Pikachu.
Two antennas got married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was excellent.
You know my father threw a camera at me once, I still have flashbacks.