Top 10 Corny Jokes

Why did the pig get hired at the restaurant? He was really good at bacon.

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Q: What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.
A: The guardians of the Galaxy!

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Q: Why shouldn't you play poker in the savanna?
A: Because there are too many cheetahs there.

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Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick

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Somebody threw a Pepsi at me today. It didn't hurt. Thank God it was a soft drink.

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Q: How does a train eat?
A: It goes chew chew.

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Q: Why does the vampire always get picked last?
A: Because he sucks.

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Q. Why Can't you take a shower with Pokemon?
A. It might Pikachu.

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Two antennas got married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was excellent.

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You know my father threw a camera at me once, I still have flashbacks.

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