Top 10 Corny Jokes

Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A: Pork Chop

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A horse walks into a bar
The bartender says "why the long face?"

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Q: Why did the stoplight turn red?
A: Because it was embarrassed to be changing in the middle of the street!

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Q: Why were the strawberries upset?
A: They were in a jam.

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Q. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
A. Because if it flew over the bay it would be called a bagel!

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Somebody threw a Pepsi at me today. It didn't hurt. Thank God it was a soft drink.

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Q: Why shouldn't you play poker in the savanna?
A: Because there are too many cheetahs there.

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Why did the pig get hired at the restaurant? He was really good at bacon.

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What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know but their flag is a big plus.

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Q: What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.
A: The guardians of the Galaxy!

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