Top 10 Corny Jokes

Q: Which room do the skeletons hate the most?
A: The living room.

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Why did the poor man sell yeast? To raise some dough.

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Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize!

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Q: How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A: A buccaneer!

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What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know but their flag is a big plus.

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Q: How does Moses make tea?
A: Hebrews it.

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get soap in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

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Q: Where do animals go when they lose their tales?
A: To the retail store.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says to him, "excuse me sir, but there is a steering wheel on your belt." The pirate responds, "argh they're drivin' me nuts."

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I used to be addicted to soap,
but now I'm clean.

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