Top 10 Corny Jokes

No more corny jokes please, you're gonna make me puma pants.

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Q: What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed men on a bicycle?
A: Attire!

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Q: Why can't you trust the king of the jungle?
A: Because he is always lion.

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Q:What did the axe murderer say to the judge?
A: It was an axeident!

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How do billboards talk? Sign language.

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Q: What is the moon's favorite gum?
A: Orbit.

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Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
A: Because he had no body to go with.

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Q: What did one penny say to the other penny?
A: Let's get together and make some cents.

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Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
A: Ten-tickles.

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Q: Why did the little girl cry when she saw the chef working?
A: Because he was beating the eggs and whipping the cream.

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