Top 10 Corny Jokes

Renewable energy?
I'm a big fan.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

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Q: How does a train eat?
A: It goes chew chew.

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What did the red light say to the green light? Don't look, I'm changing.

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Q: What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed men on a bicycle?
A: Attire!

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Q:What did the axe murderer say to the judge?
A: It was an axeident!

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Q: How do you tell if a vampire is sick?
A: He is always coffin.

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Q: Why can't you trust the king of the jungle?
A: Because he is always lion.

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What did the cellphone give his girlfriend?
A ring.

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Q: What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A: BA-NA-NA-NAAAA!

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