Top 10 Corny Jokes

Q: Did you hear about the Irish Population?
A: It's Dublin!

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Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny.

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get soap in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

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Q: Where do animals go when they lose their tales?
A: To the retail store.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says to him, "excuse me sir, but there is a steering wheel on your belt." The pirate responds, "argh they're drivin' me nuts."

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Q: What does a dog and a phone have in common?
A: They both have collar ID.

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I used to be addicted to soap,
but now I'm clean.

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What do you get when you mix a rhetorical question and a joke?

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Q: What do you call a police officer in bed?
A: An undercover cop!

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Q: How does a Rancher keep track of his cattle?
A: With a "COW"culater.

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