Top 10 Corny Jokes

Q: What did the ice cream say to the birthday girl?
A: Go head girl it's sherbert day.

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Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
A: Ten-tickles.

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Q: Why can't you trust the king of the jungle?
A: Because he is always lion.

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Q: Why don't you play cards in the Savanna?
A: Because there are a lot of Cheetahs!

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Q: Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino?
A: Because he was on a roll.

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Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
A: He felt his presents.

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Q. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
A. Because if it flew over the bay it would be called a bagel!

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Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
A: Because he had no body to go with.

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get soap in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

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Q: What kind of music do mummies listen to?
A: Wrap music.

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