Top 10 Corny Jokes
Q: How does a Rancher keep track of his cattle?
A: With a "COW"culater.
Q: What does a dog and a phone have in common?
A: They both have collar ID.
Q: What did the ice cream say to the birthday girl?
A: Go head girl it's sherbert day.
Q: Did you hear about the Irish Population?
A: It's Dublin!
Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A: You look flushed.
Q: What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Anyone can roast beef but no one can pea soup.
Q: Why was the football stadium so hot after the game?
A: Because all the fans left.
Q: What did the buffalo say to his son after he dropped him off at school?