Top 10 Corny Jokes
Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job?
A: It was soda pressing!
Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
A man walks into a bar and there is a bunch of meat hanging from the ceiling. The man asks the bartender what's the deal with the meat and the bartender explains that if you jump and slap a piece of meat, you get to drink free for the night, but if you miss, you must buy drinks for everyone in the bar. The man responds, "Nah, the steaks are too high."
Q. Why Can't you take a shower with Pokemon?
A. It might Pikachu.
Q:What did the axe murderer say to the judge?
A: It was an axeident!
Q: Why can't you trust the king of the jungle?
A: Because he is always lion.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
A: Because he had no body to go with.